New Jokes By Andrew

Now, I’m not saying that these jokes have never been thought of before, but Andrew assures me that he came up with them on his own. I think they’re pretty awesome coming from a 5-year-old. This kid never ceases to amaze me.

What state has the most pigs?
PENNsylvania

What state can you wear?
North DaCOATa or South DaCOATa

What state has the most pencils?
PENCILvania