• Jackson Pollock

    Jackson Pollock

    When you’re running out of mustard and your kid’s sandwich ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting…

  • There Are Tough Decisions and Easy Decisions

    Andrew and I went to Target the other day to get some new Disney Infinity characters. You see, ever since Andrew got this game, he’s been saving every scrap of money he finds, earns, and has been given with the goal of getting all the characters. Last weekend Target was having a sale on characters,…

  • I Have No Idea What This Is

    The school that my kids go to has a wonderful garden program. Once a month the kids get to come to the garden and experience one of five programs: Planting, Maintaining, Exploring, Worm Composting (2nd grade only), or Hot Composting (4th grade only). To my parents’ delight, I have come to my senses and found…

  • New Jokes By Andrew

    New Jokes By Andrew

    Now, I’m not saying that these jokes have never been thought of before, but Andrew assures me that he came up with them on his own. I think they’re pretty awesome coming from a 5-year-old. This kid never ceases to amaze me. What state has the most pigs? PENNsylvania What state can you wear? North…